1. When you're going to find the time to work out: You're too old for excuses (and to ignore your health). Just find the time.

找時間去鍛煉鍛煉吧。記住哦，你已經老到沒有借口再不健身了，而且更重要的是你不能再忽視你的健康啦。所以，還等什么?

2. Being the last to leave the party - FOMO is never a good look.

趴體永遠駐守到最后!請謹防患上F.O.M.O綜合癥。關于什么是F.O.M.O綜合癥，請在微信中回復“ F.O.M.O ”。

3. How many followers you have on Instagram or Twitter. If it bothers you that much, just buy some mates.

特別在意Istagram和微博的粉絲數?實在不行，你就花點兒，買點兒“粉”唄。

4. What you're going to wear to an EDM festival. Though the real question here is – why have you bought a ticket?

我該穿什么去EDM音樂節?但其實你應該想：你為啥要花錢來找這種煩惱。。。

5. Whether the boss thinks you're funny. Unless you work on SNL, be more concerned about your boss thinking you're good at your job.

別指望你在老板面前耍寶來獲得什么，除非你是SNL的頭牌。所以，踏踏實實工作吧，老板自然會對你寵愛有加。

6. Whether you're up to date with the latest internet slang/memes/acronyms: The only people who can keep up to date with the lingo are still in high school.

別老想著讓自己與時俱進地掌握各種流行語和火星文。因為但凡能真正理解這些用語的人，目前一定是在念高中。

7. Dating someone for the purpose of dating someone. It's OK to be a free agent, and if you haven't come to terms with that fact by now, well, it’s time to get introspective.

我只是很單純的為了約會而約會。只是為了玩玩倒無所謂，但是，這個好像不是你這個年齡該做的事兒了。